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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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Pick me

Kaylaheyyy
A manipulative, repulsive pick me who had dated her whole guy friend group as in results of her in a bad situation.
by 330hey January 26, 2022
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a pick me

when a girl call you a pick me
stop being a pick me
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Manic Pick Me Dream Girl

omg did you see mandy being a manic pick me dream girl last night? she kept laughing extra hard at my boyfriends jokes.
by anonymous March 17, 2024
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pick-me

a fucking phyco who's dad went to get the milk
person 1: STAWWWP IM NOT SHORTTT
person 2: fucking pick-me right there
by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023
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Pick Me

A woman who puts/talks down on other women in order to make herself seem better.
"It's shameful how Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B have no respect for themselves," Amy sighed, watching the two women perform W.A.P at the 2021's Grammys, "They are hardly wearing clothes and have the audacity to dance like this on national television. And seeing how women strive to be them, looks like I'll be the only women left to truly love and respect myself."

"Amy, please go to hell and stop being a Pick Me," her friend, Joselin replied.
by titi_kusha April 16, 2022
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pick me girl

lillie ella. simply just lillie ella. also someone who tries to give all the boys chewing gum (also lillie ella)
lillie ella: oh my god boy 1 would you like a chewie

boy 1: yeah go on
girl 1: what the actual fuck. what a pick me girl
by ballwank.co November 23, 2021
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