Jordan

An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.

boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.

by yaya1009 July 17, 2016

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020

Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.

Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up

by tacoboutit July 2, 2017

The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.

A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

by Steve job's August 30, 2018