Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

werewolf johnson

That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.

"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."

by The Legendary PB Bunkcus November 14, 2019

Gibby Johnson

When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.

Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.

by mikevickfan1 December 13, 2021

jayde johnson

beutiful girl who is artisstic

jayde johnson

is so nice

by batirointe May 22, 2017

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

lachlan johnson

life of the party,awesome,tall

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party

by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018

adryanna johnson

The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat

Adryanna Johnson is the best friend I've ever had

by Toxicat_xox February 13, 2022