Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

by doodie hole June 28, 2018

Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him

I wish I was jake

by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018

jake

My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!

Oh my god, i love you Jake!

by kool365 November 30, 2017

Jake

Bad male prostitute. Small dick

Is that a Jake over there?

by You’regayll October 20, 2019

Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

Jake

A asian fat man, likes to think hes good at genji
related to kim jong un
possibly a nazi

you fat man Jake switch of genji

by Saltogengomain November 18, 2017

Jake

Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.

Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty

by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019