The Squirrels Pearls

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.

That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!

by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019

Information Squirrel

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

by bob3d July 25, 2018

squirrel tail

When a woman shaves her pubic hair but neglects to trim her asshole.

I never seen anything like it, I turned the bitch around and seen a 4 inch squirrel tail.

by Dreass December 28, 2005

Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

by Anon April 9, 2005

squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.

He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

squirrel shot

Secretly catching a glimpse of a woman's underwear.

I was sitting in class and caught a squirrel shot under Kristen's desk. Damn thats a fat squirrel.

by SockTan97 July 2, 2008

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

by DDG September 8, 2006