Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019
 Get the Holy Melonmug.
Get the Holy Melonmug. A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.
Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.
by bubsters March 9, 2018
 Get the bitter melonmug.
Get the bitter melonmug. Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019
 Get the Melon Ballingmug.
Get the Melon Ballingmug. by Ggooog November 13, 2021
 Get the Melon fuckmug.
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 Get the Cunt Melonmug.
Get the Cunt Melonmug. by Murfman85 December 11, 2015
 Get the push melonmug.
Get the push melonmug. The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
To fuck a hole in a Melon.
Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019
 Get the Melon Dockingmug.
Get the Melon Dockingmug.