Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

by Earlungess March 12, 2015

Jordan

Jordan is a good soul mate. And a great best friend he normally has a long distance relationship. And has a mexican best friend.... So yeah thats Jordan

Kid: whos that

Girlfriend: the love of my life his name is jordan

by Cupcakelover13 July 8, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a great guy who loves all his friends and will trust what you say he is kinda shy when you first meet him but he turns out cool

"Jordan is an amazing person"

by Love puppy's July 23, 2018

Jordaning

It is the process of leading someone on and making them think they have a chance with you when in reality they just like getting attention

Oh she jordaning me bro...

by Lelellelelele October 5, 2020

Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.

Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!

by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019

Jordan

Jordan begged nicely for titties

Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."

by IGetTitties June 20, 2023