This is a rough joke:
A pedophile walks through the woods with a child. The child says, “These woods are scary.” The pedophile says, “Tell me about it. I have to walk back through here alone.”
from Tina Fey's Bossypants
A pedophile walks through the woods with a child. The child says, “These woods are scary.” The pedophile says, “Tell me about it. I have to walk back through here alone.”
from Tina Fey's Bossypants
by harmless drudge May 11, 2011
You were walking down the street and you said "A, -u!" but i didnt know if you were talking to me or gold.
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by Kelvin T August 24, 2008
Charlie: "You know what I find remarkable?"
Me: "What?"
Charlie: "Whiteboards."
Me: <under breath> "Ugh... goddamn Charlie Jokes."
Me: "What?"
Charlie: "Whiteboards."
Me: <under breath> "Ugh... goddamn Charlie Jokes."
by jackinit69 August 08, 2018
Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
by july72011 July 07, 2011