When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.
by Mikey P June 15, 2016
Get the Corn Hairmug. Part of the red head or ginger community, with darker locks. The fire in their soles burn far hotter than the rest of the red heads. The dmv dose not consider this to be it’s own hair color, it is either classified as red or brown. These people are fierce and hate being called a Weasley, as a member of that population we will kick you. We all look diffrent, but most of us are cursed with easily burnt skin, have freckles, and lighter eyes. We know we have a beautiful hair color, you do not need to point it out because we where most definitely bullied for it when we where younger.
One of the most common misconceptions is that we are soleless, in fact we are not, we have been given the sole of a fallen Valkyrie, so we have the persistence and stamina of a Nordic god.
Don’t you dare point out the fact that we may have blond eyebrows, that is part of our dependence from Thor , it is caused by the electricity running though our veins.
One of the most common misconceptions is that we are soleless, in fact we are not, we have been given the sole of a fallen Valkyrie, so we have the persistence and stamina of a Nordic god.
Don’t you dare point out the fact that we may have blond eyebrows, that is part of our dependence from Thor , it is caused by the electricity running though our veins.
by Fire valkyrie May 24, 2021
Get the Auburn hairmug. The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017
Get the hair fearmug. When you open a bag of pot, or break down some buds and find yourself a nice long strand of hippie hair waiting inside
by googen November 19, 2011
Get the Hippie Hairmug. by ProPrio April 15, 2020
Get the corona hairmug. A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013
Get the Power Hairmug. by bcuzyknot March 12, 2019
Get the Carioto hairmug.