October 29

National kick your shortest friend day!

Im going to kick you all day because your under 5’5 and are my shortest friend and it’s october 29

by Stupidhoe123 October 28, 2019

October 29

National kill your in-laws Day! Go ahead and get rid of those pesky outsiders for America!!!

Ayo!!! It’s October 29th, I can finally get rid of those RATS of parents

by GlizzyGladiator42069 April 11, 2021

29 may

Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week

Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks

by zakrocma November 22, 2021

October 29

Slap your shortest friend day!

Man 1: Yo man today's October 29 you know what that means?
Man 2: No
Man 1: *Slaps Man 2*
Man 2: Yo man what was that for?
Man 1: its slap your shortest friend day

by pennytenny826 October 28, 2019

december 29

big black chuncky men are born on this day

its december 29!! happy bday raquis!! you big black chuncky man!!

by zaddywaddy69 May 31, 2023

October 29

October 29 is a day to take group pics with you’re group of friends and post it on snap

Cindy:hey mariana it’s October 29th.

Mariana:oh yeah let’s call our friends so we can take group pics!

by Idk.im.random October 28, 2019

October 29

National Make-Out and Grab Someone’s Ass Day! Find that special someone and go for a round, maybe give the ol’ posterior a squeeze.

Person: “Happy October 29!”

Person 2: “Alright, lets do this.”

by bingusbadingus October 28, 2021