Kelsey

the thot that broke my heart

Kelsey backstabbed me and dated a fucking white stick.

by nigger42069 November 26, 2018

kelsey glander

A Kelsey Glander is a man with many nicknames

What's uncle touchy's real name? That's Kelsey Glander dipshit.

by Vinntom October 02, 2021

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.

I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.

by Mush1234 October 28, 2021

kelsey

generally used to refer to someone who's friendly and reliable. sometimes, it might be hard to see them, though

he's so nice - what a Kelsey

I've never seen my best friend in our 19 years of friendship; come on Kelsey!

by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020

Kelsey

She is dangerous, a cunt and she can be really mean. She loves dogs, if you hurt her dog you wil die.

Kelsey is dangerous.

by Bioboo April 27, 2018

kelsey

the best girl in the world (she is watching me as I create this) but she is beautiful and cool (she is my GF no i am doing on my own) and i am lucky to have her

me: yo i asked Kelsey out
friend: fuck i was gonna. lucky fuck

by pppppppppppppppppppppppppppapi April 04, 2022

Kelsey

Kelsey is a good friend but when it come to other people she will act different. She likes to follow other people. She is a good friend to hang around but when you need to won’t be there. She is fun and kind. But when you joke around she will take it seriously but when it’s the other way around she won’t care and act as if it didn’t happen. Kelsey act like everything is fine when it’s not.

Kelsey is not a good friend.

by Username05 May 21, 2018