Bruh-itis

When someone just says BRUHH in every situation

Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"

by helo i like to eat ur poo February 15, 2024

pube-lice-ity

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...

“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”

by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Urban Dictionary-itis

The condition where you continuously force your liberalism and anti-Trump stance on your site's users via multiple cherry-picked "word of the day" definitions.

"I still haven't got over the fact that my preferred candidate lost the election due to democracy. I should push my opinion on as many people as I can, I think I may have a case of Urban Dictionary-itis!"

by littleman794 November 29, 2016

Assa-itis

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick

by Shit my family says August 22, 2016

Backwards-Itis

The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.

Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!

Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!

by keegs21 April 20, 2010

Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.

Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020