stoddy job

A kind of job that would involve the participant only completing no more than 50 % of a given task
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking

out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature

this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head

Why is that guy with the ruthless pie head flaked out on the floor? hes done a "stoddy job"

by patty cakes 1 October 24, 2011

Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis

While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.

by SkaBrah May 23, 2015

Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

by jim6471 April 13, 2021

Homie Job

When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.

My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.

by gay is bad May 16, 2018

Job raffle

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.

How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!

by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009

Bad Job

A poop of any sort with a particularly strong, disgusting odor.

"Did you just have a bad job?"

by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018

Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014