oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw

oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp

by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020

help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

by Borazon March 14, 2022

So Help Me Girl

You could've kissed me, like this wasn't gonna last
Kept me from saying something I'll never take back
You could have held me like there was no chance
Of me waking up where I am
You could have stopped short of every dream I've ever had
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You had to be there when that old sun came up
Making last night feel like a vision of things yet to come

You just had to hold me like nobody else
Now look what you've gone and done
You had to love me 'til I just can't get enough
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
Now I cant help myself, so help me girl

by Death Menace December 13, 2022

I couldn't help but stare

When someone is too fine so you do nothing but stare at them.

When I saw Jose with no shirt on I couldn't help but stare because he looked so fine, his abs were all out and everything

by Clout Ganggg January 28, 2018

help a turtle cross the road

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

by KaunArtist September 8, 2011

get some help

If you need help you're wrong site

Guy1: Look i have a fidget spinner
Guy2: Stop, Get some help.

by ztreak December 31, 2017

Help an Anti-Furry day

In January 2nd, you help the Anti-Furries recover from beat an anti furry day (december 2nd) and get revenge on a furry

Oh boy, its Help an Anti-Furry day, might as well grab the medi-gun

by Sushigamer666 December 3, 2022