october 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019

October 22

Hug and/or hang out with a person that name begins with J

Its october 22 so im going to hug and hang out with a girl whos name starts with a J

by Gjskqoqkejfjajalqodjbxnak October 21, 2019

October 22

National "Beat the everloving shit out of Gabi Green day."
Anyone has a free pass to beat Gabi up whenever you feel like it without getting in trouble.

"Hey did you see Gabi today?"
"Why?"
"I need to beat her to a pulp for my own amusement"
"Oh well, it's October 22 you're okay to"

by hewhomstwatches October 21, 2019

November 22

November 22 is a day to hold hands, hugand spend time with the person of the opposite gender you like the most.

Boy: hey, can we hang out alone?
Girl: yeah sure, why though?
Boy: because it’s November 22

by Your best mom November 20, 2019

November 22

National ask your crush out day

On this day you have to ask your crush out. If not then you have to tell them you like them on a note with a gift 🎁

Girl1: Hey today it's November 22nd! You know what that means! *shoves girl t
2 to crush*

by Milk is just melted cheese November 21, 2019

April 22

The date the most wonderful, brave and hot people are born

A:When is your birthday?
B:April 22
A:wanna be mine? 🤭

by proud_mushroom🍄 January 16, 2021

Zip 22

a gun that gods use since it does negative 5 damage a shot

Person 1 : FRICK MY AK47 RUN OUT OF AMMO NOW I NEED TO USE THIS NERF GUN PIECE OF SHIT (the Zip 22) !!!
Person 2: I WILL MURDER UR ASS KID
Person 1: FRICK im not a god ):

by Zip 22 User February 23, 2021