smell your ma

A derogitory comment, which one says to piss off someone else. Often accompanied by holding two fingers under the nose of the victim.

JJ: Your Gay

Lars: No im not, Smell your ma. I had her last night, oh and once this morning!

JJ: Fuck off

by Larry Sanchez September 1, 2008

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

raffle your donut

Scottish expression according to comedian Craig Ferguson meaning, "Go peddle your ass." Similar to Get lost, or fuck off.

Haggis: I saw you with Maggie last night. She's one ugly bitch.
Mac: Go raffle your donut

by Harry Baltazar May 23, 2008

train your dog

aka TYD aka Train it aka you just got trained...means to get embarrased (corrected, yelled at, humiliated) in front of multiple people... possibly at work, however the origin of the phrase comes from a drunk "Billy" after a long day of drinking

Did you see Billy train Johnson's dog...

I will train your dog bitch!!

by Billy Billski May 26, 2008

Buckle your Pants

Bracing yourself for something major that is about to happen

Buckle your pants, shit's about to get real!

by Sorinshuto November 14, 2014

spit on your ass

The assertive application of saliva upon the ass to use for lube for the butthole.

if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole

damn mommy can i spit on your ass

by poosmoose99 November 14, 2016