The warmest part of the year. Men grow mustaches and shave their beards. It is the male equivalent of hot girl summer.
by Giggled95036 August 08, 2022
by luwegi October 01, 2020
by Iwearsockstosleep April 05, 2022
The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.
Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.
by Extremesatan May 22, 2020
The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.
"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.
by RaiderRash09 June 30, 2011
A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.
George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?
Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive
Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive
by OlReliable October 14, 2022