I am board

You were so so so board you searched this up

You: I was so board I went to urban dictionary and searched up I am board

Me: you are really board

by KKTM100 January 30, 2022

I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

i am a menace

I am a menace
Smackin' his balls like in Tennis
Suckin' his d**k 'Til he finish
Not lettin' his semen replenish
Balls in my throat
Splooge in my mouth is my image
I'm not a joke
Got your man's ass in my scope
Extend his d**k down in my throat
These faggets know
I'm wearing his ass like a cloak
Now I'm his number one ho
These men I be bangin', p*n*s be slangin'
Mega d**k Sam is the one I be claimin'
He f**k like a beast, you cannot tamе 'em
We don't use condoms, this sh*t 'gon gеt dangerous!
He nut in my face now his p*n*s is floppin'
I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet
I call him the driller, his d**k like a rocket
I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin'
My ass i CLOGGED
Shaft deep, down, down to his balls
I'm runnin' through men like he shufflin' cards
G spot Jumpin'
Tearing my walls
Quinching my thirst with the sweat off his balls
Whole lotta' f**kin'
b*t*h come strech me
as*h**e got n***as kickin' like Jet Li
Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe
Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me
Whole lotta' n***as, whole lotta' faggets
See a buldge in your pants
And you know I gotta' grab it
All grey sweats, d**kprint gotta' have it
Bend that ass over lose the draws so I can stab it

I like d**k, big as sh*t
f**k my guts, f**k a clit
Make you c*m, with my tongue
Then inject me in my bum
He stay hard like a rock
Suck his d**k right through his socks

I am a menace is from that song homo flow, you are gay

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Mitsubishi i-MiEV

The scary Japanese electric car that for some reason ended in 2017 but looks like a 2002 Micro Station Wagon.

Mitsubishi Sales Man: Hey! Wanna take a test drive of the new Mitsubishi i-MiEV
Customer: Shut the fuck up I'd rather take my Eclipse Cross...
Mitsubishi Sales Man: Get out of my store.

by SoftCookiesFromAir August 8, 2018

did i ask

a phrase commonly used by people who don’t have a comeback for an argument or just want to annoy another person. did i ask will never be funny.

p1: i have something to tell you..
p2: did i ask

by a random.person April 11, 2020

I am her

The female version of 'I am her'

NOTE: if you don't not get this, immediately you are NOT her.

The phrase, 'I am her' refers, to a lifestyle that you are this or you are that. You are everything. It can applied and used in many different situations

similar phrase "I am Alpha"

"why do you think you deserve free money"
"PURRR, because I am her"
"That makes sense"

by religi0n9 September 30, 2022

i hewe the stupid

I hewe the stupid means that you have the disease called the stupid.

James: I hewe the stupid
Josh: Get a life

by I Hewe The Stupid October 21, 2020