Cheese Helmut

An uncircumsized foreskin

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009

Cheese curd

When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends

Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?

by JoJo Rabbit December 28, 2017

Cheese Curds

The viscous white clumps that may appear following vaginal penetration due to insufficient lubrication.

I pulled out my cock and she sucked off her cheese curds.
I had to pick so many cheese curds off my sheets.
Mama makes the best cheese curds.

by VermicideLovingWorm May 3, 2018

cheese-noodles

most basically, mac 'n' cheese; but they can be made with any cheese or noodle type. In other words, it might be linguini and alfredo sauce or nuked penne pasta with cheese whiz on top.

Let's all sit around and eat cheese-noodles; then we'll invite over anyone that wants in on our cheese-noodle club!

by huhwhat?56 January 20, 2009

cheese of blowjobs

A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.

That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!

by failopisfail September 10, 2010

swiss cheese

Term used to define a fake sports fan (usually old and completely unathletic) who is there for the publicity or because their other rich friends went there, and they sit in the club boxes eating swiss cheese and drinking white zinfendel, occassionally clapping for the team when they do something that everyone else claps at.

Spike Wearing Raider Fan: Look at the swiss cheese and wine fans

by Dimitri Arethas December 25, 2005

Cheese Cake

The call sign for hefty lumpy headed Puerto Ricans.

Hey who is Cheese Cake.....Oh its that fat lump headed Puerto Rican Guy over there...

by Cairo10-11 February 21, 2011