by Keeno69 March 25, 2021
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I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by shrek is dadddy March 6, 2020
Get the shrek is love mug.an expression of one's love or affection in a winter environment; the act of being in love amidst snowy conditions
Becky: SnOMG, look at Lauren's new winter boots!
Lori: She's snow in love with them.
Becky: I would be too.
Lori: She's snow in love with them.
Becky: I would be too.
by ricepuff June 18, 2011
Get the snow in love mug.A love thud is the noise made when you are having sex up against the wall or on a bed, couch, etc. Hardcore banging will result in the thud, thud, thud made.
by yeliahecal March 17, 2010
Get the love thud mug.Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"
Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!
We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!
I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.
We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!
I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.
by Single and a little bitter October 31, 2009
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Get the John Loving mug.Man last night I was hitting it hard and was trying to hold it back but I couldn't. She asked what was that. I said oh nothing baby, it was a love bubble.
by Jackmehoff2214 September 24, 2015
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