Skip to main content

media-jack

verb. (media-jacking, media-jacked, media-jacker)
Using the term "jack" (used here as "to steal") this refers to the situation in which one person is using one medium (of entertainment or otherwise) and another person 'jacks' the other person's attention to another medium.

For example, when one person is listening to music and playing on the computer and another person puts on a movie for the first person to watch.
Person one (the "media-jacker") -"Hey watch this awesome movie!"
Person two-"Aw, dude can't it wait? I'm facebooking and got some music on."
*movie begins, audibly trumping the music and dominating the attention of person two*
by Weats November 5, 2009
mugGet the media-jack mug.

jack langford

This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.
by Bigdickdaddy911 May 4, 2018
mugGet the jack langford mug.

Jacking Off

Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing
Dude 1: Bro I'm the world champion at jacking off
Dude 2: We need to get you some bitches fast
by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023
mugGet the Jacking Off mug.

plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.
by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023
mugGet the plumber jack mug.

A Jack Mclean

A Jack McLean is where you break a brand new toy by accident, moments after receiving it.
Kyle! You haven't done a Jack Mclean on your brand new toy have you!?
by TMYVP June 20, 2019
mugGet the A Jack Mclean mug.

Jack Vergis

Jack Vergis is like most beings named Jack, a warlord that can summon turtles. Anyone named Jack vergis is likely personally connected with god and can take on entire nations. No one can stop a Jack vergis.
By Allah, I fear anyone named Jack Vergis. Or I would die fighting for the good of Jack Vergis
by Jonas Savimbi 02 October 14, 2020
mugGet the Jack Vergis mug.

jack lake

A lot of men sit in a circle looking at one magazine, creating a lake of semen all over a single page.
Hey Jason, did you see that photo shoot? let’s take a trip to Jack Lake with the boys.
by supahstah69 May 29, 2022
mugGet the jack lake mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email