Skip to main content

cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.
We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.
by Lucas March 30, 2004
mugGet the cat and mouse mug.

cat's pajamas

Traditionally followed by the phrase, Whole darn department store
"Ain't I the Cat's Pajamas?"
"You're the whole darn department store!"
by T to the V December 30, 2006
mugGet the cat's pajamas mug.

Alley Cat

N.
someone who never goes out and sleeps all day.
"Dont you know that im an alley cat and ill stay home and dream my life away."
by Steel Train December 6, 2006
mugGet the Alley Cat mug.

Dead Cat

A sex position in which the woman just lays there like a dead cat, and lets you get your thang on.
mike: man, i was just doing my girl and she was like a limp sex doll! shit man, this sucks!
joey: hahahahahahaha, doing the dead cat sex position eh
mike: the fuck is that?

-later-

white bitch: joey i don't like ya anymore
joey: DO THE DEAD CAT!
by Spenzer October 20, 2011
mugGet the Dead Cat mug.

homo cat

a dog that is a cat and who likes it own sex..
man you dog is a homo cat
by jellybellyjelly January 2, 2012
mugGet the homo cat mug.

cat in the tub

trying to put your scrotum and penis in your partners ass and vagina at the same time
Man, last night i tried to put the cat in the tub on amanda. That shit was hard my nigga
by What a Cuck November 29, 2016
mugGet the cat in the tub mug.

computer cat

person one: have you heard of the computer cat discord?
person two: yeah! that server is fucking retarded, i got banned for saying queer!
by computercathater13 February 9, 2022
mugGet the computer cat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email