D-Man

One who is continously compared to a seagull and likes to pick food out of the garbage and off the floor.

A: Yo, why is he eatin out of the garbage?

B: Cause that's the D-Man, he is like a seagull.

by Rim Job Rob May 29, 2009

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

man butter

Man butter is what comes out of your penis after masterbation or sex. Also known as sperm or jizz!

Whip that man butter of your face you stupid slut!

by Adam Tinker July 27, 2004

Man pie

N.
A man who is considered sexually attractive.
Make a woman say..

"I wanna piece of that man pie"

by Stefdan November 8, 2006

Man moment

When someone does something idiotic.

Man: "All girls are the same </3"
Also Man: Can't take cock
Woman: That's such a, Man moment

by Violet bbg February 22, 2021

pooh man

phrase to describe a hard situation; can be used in multiple ways

Pooh man killin' this bottle of whipped will devastate me.
Pooh man that test tomorrow is going to be rough.

by Mcdevhoused October 28, 2010

man eyes

What gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokey enough to register as anything of interest.

Pete - "I looked through your bag, but couldn't find your Michael Bolton CD"

Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"

by Markoshark June 11, 2008