Tired of carrying a purse everywhere with you? Your skinny low-rise Y2K jeans don't have real pockets? Well, you're in luck, because vaginas are nature's pockets/ purses. The pussy pocket isn't a product, it is just another name for the vagina, to highlight its undervalued functionality as a form of carry-on luggage.
"Ugh! I can't fit my MetroCard and coke baggie into my teeny tiny Baby Phat mini skirt's rhinestone pockets!"
"Stacy! Just use your pussy pocket! Duh! Stupid bitch."
"Stacy! Just use your pussy pocket! Duh! Stupid bitch."
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Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!
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