Out of pocket

When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.

Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.

by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.

Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket

by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Pocket Steak

A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel

Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up

by KKfrycook February 22, 2022

Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.

That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!

by Billlee February 24, 2022

Chocolate pocket

Landry

That guy is chocolate pocket

by Stinker1311 February 28, 2022

Polly Pocket Dyke

A variation of the term pocket lesbian. A lesbian who is shorter then 5’2” who is masculine, has a short haircut, and emulates all that is masculine. Polly Pocket Dykes can also be confused as young teenage boys and their feminine partners being mistaken as their mother.

Girl 1: “Is she one of those Polly Pocket dykes?”
Girl 2: “What do you mean?”
Girl 1: “Is she under 5’2”? Because if she is, then she’s a Polly Pocket Dyke!”

by Sam_C44 March 3, 2022