Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 July 20, 2008

Take That!

I'm not really sure how to define it, check the example to know how to use it

Origin: The Ace Attorney Series
Pronunciation: Teik Dat!

I actually have proof of it so Take That! you motherf***er

by Lucasfergui1024 June 19, 2022

the idiots are taking over

A GREAT NOFX SONG FROM THE ALBUM "the war on errorism"

have you heard of the idiots are taking over by nofx??

by ThatPansexual July 13, 2021

Take a TUMS

To tell someone to calm/settle down or chill out. Similar to "take a chill pill."

Etymology of the phrase originates with TUMS, a brand of antacid pills to relieve heartburn and indigestion (i.e. 'settle the stomach').

Dude, take a TUMS. It's not a big deal.

by 2nukes August 14, 2022

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks November 01, 2020

take a swing

to take a swing at someone/ somebody/ something

definition:

trying to attack sb./ sth. physically

Guy1: Ok, lets take a swing at these motherfuckers!

Guy2: Are you sure? Better run for it!

by Lugoluso March 06, 2017

take that for data

To not have pedegree over coach pop.

i want ice cream, my mom is not gon' rook us!! Take that for DATA! *slams table*

by Coach pop April 26, 2017