jj shot

Jordan and Jaicobs home brew shot cocktail.
Noun - 1 part love, 2 parts the start of a good time

Enjoyed with friends and Andrew

You where’s the JJ shots at?
Jordan and Jaicob must be mixing them up now
Andrew ‘I’m so over this’

by Realisticenglish June 11, 2023

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The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023

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Honey bear shot

When a man ejaculates onto a woman or man's face or body, but instead of a flowing, milky, beautiful fireworks shot, it just oozes out the tip, similar to the way honey oozes from the bears head of that one brand of honey jar.

Yo, this man brought me home last night, but I could tell he had masturbated earlier because his cum was Iike a honey bear shot

by Hamneggs1 September 25, 2020

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