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Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

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Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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Take it to Facebook

When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.
My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.
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Facebook Whore

A Facebook Whore is someone who isn't famous with an over-exaggerated amount of facebook friends (usually over 1000) that they don't even know. Usually a david.
guy1:Wow i have so many friends! =D
guy2:You just let anyone plow your wall with their post, huh?
guy1: what? no!
guy2: Smh, Facebook Whore swag...
by David Da 5'9 October 21, 2011
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Facebook Baby

When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.
Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?

Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.

Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .
by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018
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Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity
Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account
by None of your damn business August 12, 2023
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Facebook hyper

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.
"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."
by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011
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facebook camp

to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.
aw man, i facebook camped all day and she didnt get online ONCE. COME ON!!!
by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010
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