john 3:16

something commonly put on posters at sporting events

John 3:16: And the Lord said, "Go Sox!"

by sensfan19_15 July 31, 2007

Schlong John Silver

An unfortunate condition that may befall one's schlong, whereby said penis has been inserted into a "not so fresh" vagina, particularly one with a fishy odor. The result is a schlong that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.

My girlfriend and I boned after playing tennis and I got the worst Schlong John Silver!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 15, 2010

Long John Silvering

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.

Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"

by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006

John Gotti Agnello

The son of Victoria Gotti... John Gotti Agnello is so sexy. He's named after his late grandfather John Gotti.

John Gotti Agnello is lookin good

by Princess December 20, 2004

john lennon her

john lennon her is to smack a girl and she leaves you and three months later u call her and ask her to take you back and she says yes

"did you john lennon her bad?"

by christhewicked May 6, 2009

John Cena Trolling

John Cena trolling is a typing of trolling used primarily on Twitch or Hitbox streams that have a built in YouTube video player. The way the troll works is by creating a seemingly innocent video for the YouTube player, but then around half way through, the video changes to WWE Wrestler John Cena Screaming "JOHN CENA!" Followed by a brief 10 second montage of him wrestling.
A lot like a rick-roll, this was popularized on BrittanyVenti's streams.

Streamer: *streaming video game*
YouTube Player: "Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is JOHN CENA"

*John Cena Trolling ends*
Streamer: JESUS CHRIST.

by TCKPreston/GDIGallade August 27, 2015

John bathroom break.

A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.

"Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break."

by Hohn May 1, 2010