A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Western Jesusmug. He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023
Get the Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidadmug. When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
Get the Jesus Goodbyemug. The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
Get the Jesus Cristmug. by Cony lingus April 19, 2022
Get the Little Jesusmug. by Zet133 March 23, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. An absolute gigachad. He will love you, even if you've sinned. If he lived longer and had a child he'd be the best father no cap. He loves you no matter what you are, whether it be gay, woman, man, child, etc,. He is a forgiving man and sacrificed his own life so people could go to Heaven even if they've sinned in their life. Literally amazing. An absolute gigachad. Even if you hate this man, he will still love you, but it's still a good option to love him if you were or are a Christian.
Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.
#StanGodandJesus
Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.
#StanGodandJesus
Person 1: I hate myself. No one will ever love me, and I am pathetic. Why can't I just die?
Jesus: But I love you and I always will.
Person 1: I love you.
Jesus: But I love you and I always will.
Person 1: I love you.
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
Get the Jesusmug.