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Iced

When you are in a hurry, wearing pajama pants/shorts/no underwear, and you pee all down the front of one or both legs.
I was in a big hurry to get the front door and I {Iced} myself!!
by JackbeICEPEE December 2, 2019
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large ice shelter

Codeword for the boogaloo, often used in religious context.
Jesus: "When the time of the large ice shelter comes, let he who hath no rifle sell his xbox and buy one!" Boogalitions 11:75
by BoogalooBoiArmin December 16, 2019
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fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off
“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says
by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019
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Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.
Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream
by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019
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ice cream wars

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.
In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019
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eskimo ice

Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.
Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.
by Dimonium_Anonimo December 29, 2019
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Iced Hog

When you get a handjob from someone with cold hands.
Dude Jessica gave me an iced hog earlier, and I've been shivering for hours.
by AnonMB69 January 31, 2020
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