brown crack

An uncommon nickname for tobacco, derived from the fact that nicotine is said to be as addictive as crack. Also possibly descended from the fact that pipe tobacco smoked from a bong can produce psychoactive effects in quick order, similar to crack.

I'm going to the tobacconist for some brown crack.

by Slag Off! July 14, 2006

Brown Fox

When you tell a woman you want to kiss her all over and crap on her chest!

Baby I just want to take you home and give you a brown fox.

by therealgeronimo May 27, 2006

brown ace

A person who has scored more than five brown wings.

"C'mon baby, let me do it. you're my ffth and this will make me a brown ace!"

by wrongtown June 26, 2007

Brown combing

When enjoying intercourse with a long haired woman (or man I suppose) it's the act of taking her (or him) from behind while discreetly shitting into your hand, then wiping the dirty hand through her hair in a loving motion.

Ho fo sho: Oh you're doing me so hard!

AJ: Yes I am

Ho fo sho: I like it

AJ: Uh oh!

Ho fo sho: What?

AJ: Nothing, I just had to go

Ho fo sho: Go where?

AJ: It doesn't matter......You have the softest hair. By the way has anyone ever told you about brown combing?

by kipperburn October 18, 2007

brown scooby

The act of sticking your dick in your bitch's ass, covering your dick in their shit, then forcing them to eat it off of your dick and throw it up on their tits.

Chris: I gave my bitch a brown scooby last night
Caine: That's just fucking swag

by Mayhem :U May 15, 2014

Moira Brown

When you lay a woman down, plop your ass on top of her face, and take a dook right between her upper lip and nose, giving her a mustache.

Last night, I got so horny I gave Jenny a Moira Brown.

by KJR08 August 11, 2014

Brown Dog

to be publicly embarrassed while already doing something embarrassing.

You're walking in NYC and you throw a finished drink into the garbage at the same time a homeless person is reaching into the trash can and some ice splashes on his hand. The homeless man's response: "Ahhh, you brown dogged me!"

by AndreaFromBuffaloNY August 15, 2014