Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Potato Chip

When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.

Guy: Dude, my girl has some sick potato chips!
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017

Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick

“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato

by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024

Potato Picker

A common and friendly swedish slur often used against friends

Shut up you dam potato picker

by Affe Banana September 8, 2023

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021

Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020