hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 31, 2017

Remy's Triangle hair

When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places

Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"

by remysbiggesttriangle January 27, 2022

Hair Jeep

A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!

Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.

by JONNY WALKMAN March 24, 2011

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

Facial Hair

If yo girl pussy is hairy, after eating the cat, the hair gets stuck to your chin or on the top of yo lip and will stay there

Woah Joe, how'd you get that facial hair?

I ate my girl pussy last night

by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022

Nappy Hair Knapper

An individual of African descent who has nappy hair and their descendants were professional knappers

We was down in the ATL and couldn't avoid the damn Nappy Hair Knappers

by MLKVevo December 23, 2023