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two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.
Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!
by elmarkio February 25, 2023
mugGet the two stonemug.

two pretty bestfriends

doesn't exist
Sister 1: Those too girls, they are the two pretty bestfriends.
Sister 2: They don't exist, that one is ugly.
by rat that hoe bitchhh December 2, 2020
mugGet the two pretty bestfriendsmug.

one-two

usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
mandem that’s my one-two relax broski
by webromani June 5, 2022
mugGet the one-twomug.

Two Boner

two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc

can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)
Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!
by peachprincepop11 July 27, 2024
mugGet the Two Bonermug.

two to the hip

getting really drunk, you forgot what you ate, you can't hold till you get to a jon and a then poop comes out.

This is due after you see the chick fisting her stomach especially drinking.
Kat had too much to drink at the bar, she was highly intoxicated and the next thing we knew was two to the hip

That was two to the hip, did she really just poop her pants, that woman of legal age?

I'm sorry does anyone have a depends pad, my friend had at least two to the hip when we're drunk.
by goosetails December 15, 2009
mugGet the two to the hipmug.

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