Michael

He so cool (usually has a big ass penis) he looks so hot and so god damn sexy.

Bro Michael took my bitch he’s so cool though..

by Lil man man December 26, 2022

michael from og.starmic

literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.

haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap

by wynter lilie November 8, 2020

Michael

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude

"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull

by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 28, 2022

Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

Michael

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.

Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.

by notanoob101 July 26, 2018

Michael

a great god who was loved by the ppl and was stronger than any anime character and has 2 billion subscribers on youtube but still he was bad at studying and getting girls.

dam michael is f****** strong

by lord killer November 24, 2021

Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!

Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!

by gorked February 22, 2024