Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.

2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”

by Skydog7 May 21, 2024

Scottere

Scottere is a name given to someone with the name Scott, who is a father type, or daddy figure for someone. It is the male form of the French word "MaMere" which means "my mother".

Our quad had a Scottere and he was great.

by fantasyisland-wherethefunbegin May 29, 2024

scottaphobic

When someone call scotts give you the biggest ick of your life.

Wow you’re so scottaphobic!

by llcc2024 July 9, 2024

Scottsdale Super-Wife

A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.

The girl getting out of the Porche looks like a Scottsdale Super-Wife

by J. Bizlle September 13, 2024

Scottsdale

Scottsdale is known for being a wealthy living city with major attraction from people to business.

Vagabonds go to Scottsdale to get upset because the dislike how there lifestyles are.

by Enjoyitmf11 December 1, 2024

Scottsdale

Location where you shop and surf and turf.

I went to Scottsdale cause I like too over spend

by Enjoyitmf11 December 2, 2024

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024