Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is generally a simp who obsesses over women he can never get

You that dawg ryan is a simp

by boof.com February 27, 2020

Night Ryan

night ryan is a term used to send someone named ryan to sleep. how you use this word is you start talking about something else and then suddenly night ryan.

Me:yo man lets play ps3 and eat a sandwich after we step outside and blaze a fatty cuz night ryan
Ryan:stfu

by LilCheech&LilChong February 14, 2013

Ryan

That one guy.

Oh look, its Ryan, that one guy no one likes.

by DefNotRyan September 4, 2018

Rear Riding Ryan

Amazing guy. Mostly gay and not afraid to show it. Will make you smile when your down, and will hold your hand past your ex to make him jealous.

Is into techno music and raves. Wearing converse and tight girl pants. Will say obscene things to make you laugh, and will deck you in the arm if you say something offensive.

Rear Riding Ryan can back hand any hoe cause he's that amazing.

by AlexandraHeartless March 31, 2010

Ryan

He will probably become a pedofile. He is a brony for lyfe. An avid anime lover. If you don't see him in your window it's because you're over 13.

Example: "I think a Ryan might be following me."

by ryanstaulcup December 11, 2018

Ryan

A guy that will randomly appear in your life.Ex-vice captain of St.Patricks and one rung below the glorious Mr.Muhammed Shaikh.Known bitchboy,criminal and vigilante last see posing in front of a butterfly mural.

ayo look over there its Ryan lets walk away

by arbnb November 22, 2021