Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.

I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.

by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe January 24, 2016

corner pocket

Chief of Police, or the office of Chief of Police

Frank Smith: What did the Captain want?
Joe Friday: He’s raising the roof. Says he just got a call from the corner pocket. They’re leaning all over him. Says he’s tired of answering questions. Says we better come up with some of the answers for him.
The Big Mole - Dragnet (1950)

Deputy Chief Parks is only days away from occupying the “corner pocket"--the sixth-floor, Parker Center office of the chief of police.
David Dotson “The Right Stuff” August 10, 1997 LA Times

by Crassius November 13, 2021

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 July 5, 2013

oink pocket

Function: Noun

THE female genitalia.

See also: squish mitten poontang vertical smile

I will prevail in that butt! Or at least her oink pocket.

by Mr. Descriptor March 14, 2016

pocket pollo

Pocket pollo is when there is a hole in your pocket and you are playing with your penis through it.

Anthony just ripped a hole in my pocket so I'm going to play some fucking pocket pollo during science class.

by Nelson padillo February 26, 2016