Potato

a complete idiot

That kid is such a potato.

by Djw12f92 January 17, 2018

White hot potato

When you nut in her mouth and she spits it into yours. Repeat, first to spit looses.

Me and my girl tried something new last night. She wanted to try the white hot potato.

by RussiaIsmyCity March 4, 2022

Potato

Used primarily to describe someone as unattractive, but in some cases can be used as extremely attractive.

Friend- Dang you one sexy potato!
You- I try.

by Instant potato October 28, 2017

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

Potato

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.

Boy: Damn potato shit on my wall!

by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019