Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
by BKnightbridge June 04, 2022
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Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.
I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.
by Douglas78 July 01, 2011
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Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.
"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."
by momo_is_real_58484909 September 21, 2019
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poo show

Demonstration of pooping, typically done in medical trials during dysentery outbreak periods in an attempt to collect research and test population for being infected with dysentery.
"ye olde matey the ol poo show going on down by ends, those crackers won't stop shitting.
by hard rock 22 March 07, 2023
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Poo Chongler

A poo chongler is some one who craped their shorts
by Jack daniel Black April 04, 2010
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Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult
He smells, he has a poo bum
by BritishBleach June 24, 2018
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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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