Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Sephora 10 Year Old

A child from ages 7-14 (may vary) who is obsessed with Sephora, specifically expensive/preppy skincare and makeup products. They mainly buy products from brands like Drunk Elephant, Glow Recipe, Charlotte Tilbury, Sol De Janerio, Rare Beauty, and more. They recieve much controversy on social media platforms because they are also known to be reckless, rude, and messy in Sephora.

A Sephora 10 Year Old just snatched the last drunk elephant bronzi drops from my hand.

by Anonymoussss999 February 3, 2024

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.

While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold

by Baby Harold October 11, 2025

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.

After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.

by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024

Doley Old Goofy

An old friendly man by himself in NYC running a store full of lottery tickets(aka free money)

Walking by the store on 18th St: I’m running low bro I only got $100 left.
Friend: (looks in the store) that’s a doley old goofy let’s hit him for all the 30’s then bend the block

by Dixk August 5, 2021