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i like dick

saying used by gay men that means: i like dick
jo: i like dick
Mama: me too
Jo: wanna fuck
Mama: hell yeah
by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021
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I blame the Chews

The common misconception that Chinese Jews were behind the bombing of Pearl harbor
When I asked J J . Who bombed Pearl Harbor? He said.”I blame The Chews “
by Durango August 20, 2019
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I want to cum

When someone says that they most likey mean they’re horny
P1: yo im so fucking horny I want to cum rn
P2: ok
by Cyb3rs1nzz March 9, 2022
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i am a menace

I am a menace
Smackin' his balls like in Tennis
Suckin' his d**k 'Til he finish
Not lettin' his semen replenish
Balls in my throat
Splooge in my mouth is my image
I'm not a joke
Got your man's ass in my scope
Extend his d**k down in my throat
These faggets know
I'm wearing his ass like a cloak
Now I'm his number one ho
These men I be bangin', p*n*s be slangin'
Mega d**k Sam is the one I be claimin'
He f**k like a beast, you cannot tamе 'em
We don't use condoms, this sh*t 'gon gеt dangerous!
He nut in my face now his p*n*s is floppin'
I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet
I call him the driller, his d**k like a rocket
I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin'
My ass i CLOGGED
Shaft deep, down, down to his balls
I'm runnin' through men like he shufflin' cards
G spot Jumpin'
Tearing my walls
Quinching my thirst with the sweat off his balls
Whole lotta' f**kin'
b*t*h come strech me
as*h**e got n***as kickin' like Jet Li
Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe
Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me
Whole lotta' n***as, whole lotta' faggets
See a buldge in your pants
And you know I gotta' grab it
All grey sweats, d**kprint gotta' have it
Bend that ass over lose the draws so I can stab it

I like d**k, big as sh*t
f**k my guts, f**k a clit
Make you c*m, with my tongue
Then inject me in my bum
He stay hard like a rock
Suck his d**k right through his socks
I am a menace is from that song homo flow, you are gay
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
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did i ask

a phrase commonly used by people who don’t have a comeback for an argument or just want to annoy another person. did i ask will never be funny.
by a random.person April 11, 2020
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I am her

The female version of 'I am her'

NOTE: if you don't not get this, immediately you are NOT her.

The phrase, 'I am her' refers, to a lifestyle that you are this or you are that. You are everything. It can applied and used in many different situations

similar phrase "I am Alpha"
"why do you think you deserve free money"
"PURRR, because I am her"
"That makes sense"
by religi0n9 September 30, 2022
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i hewe the stupid

I hewe the stupid means that you have the disease called the stupid.
by I Hewe The Stupid October 21, 2020
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