mexican moon rocket

A Mexican moon rocket is slang for a portable out house. Commonly found on construction sites.

I am going to pilot the Mexican moon rocket. "going to take a dump"

by bob dole dude November 14, 2009

mexican sore throat

what mexicans get when crossing US border.

border patrol man grabs mexican by throat and chucks him back over US border. After about 25 times a mexican sore throat starts ( border guard says enough for today ).

Border guard report: 25 mexicans were returned to mexico today.

USA presidente Bush report says 50 mexicans returned to mexico.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Donkey Punch

The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!

Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.

Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!

Witness #1: Yo Quiero!

by The Silent One May 8, 2008

Mexican Happy Meal

A Mexican Happy Meal is a sexual position where a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her down a set of stairs (or off a bed) to watch her tumble down them.

a guy has sex doggie style with a girl and ejaculates on her back then pushes her off a bed or down a set of stairs and asks her, "how did you like that mexican happy meal bitch? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

by Eymastud71 December 20, 2007

Mexican Skee Ball

When constipated, and shitting in small chunks, one tries to aim his shit-crumbs to roll/fall into the hole at the bottom of the bowl, out of which water is sprayed when the toilet is flushed.

After attempting the all-you-can-eat pizza challenge, I spent the next morning on the John playing Mexican Skee Ball.

by Crashspladash October 27, 2010

Mexican Ass-mash

When you put a burrito on your dick and proceed to fucking somebody in the ass-hole.

Oh man, I gave her a Mexican Ass-mash last night, and when I was finished, her ass-hole was deep, dark purple. It was awesome!

by liamisawesome1111 November 18, 2015

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017