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Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats
by aucdan July 30, 2022
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Fortnite

Cringe. If you play fortnite your cringe.
by anonymous June 25, 2022
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Car Fortnite

NFS Unbound

A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...

Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*

OG: ?

Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!

OG: Boy that's car fortnite
by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022
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Fortnite skins

A video game character often needs real-life currency to purchase.

Fortussy is a fortnite skin with its vagina blowing in the wind

A Fortnite skin can have a fortussy or a level 10 gyat from ohio
I just put my cock in my fortnite skins fortussy.
by I love fortussy February 22, 2024
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Fortnite

A super popular game that virgins wont shut up about. Also when you play, you cant stop because you want the victory royale but u realize that ur trash. This also causes alot of credit cards stolen by 9 year olds who want to buy skins and stuff. Also, this game prolly stole your man who likes to post his wins on snapchat
John: Hey Tommy wnat to paly sum fort khight???

Tommy: Yaeh lets go stael my mOms creidt card
John: graet idea
Mom: fortnite should die
by Its_izzy3 February 14, 2019
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Fortnite

A useless piece of garbage that everyone under the age of 8 plays
John: lEtS pLaY fOrTnItE
Albert Einstein: Lets play an actual game for intellectuals like Minecraft
by BigChinchilla September 11, 2019
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Fortnite

Fortnite is a co-op sandbox survival game developed by Epic Games and People Can Fly, with Epic Games also publishing the game.It is usually impossible for most to get a win.Lots of nerds like to show off their wins.
"OMG!! LOOK AT HOW MANY FORTNITE WINS I HAVE DANNY!!!"
by flfddkl May 10, 2018
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