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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
by Edgecs September 12, 2017
mugGet the eat watermelon behind the stairwellmug.

eat shit

Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast
Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit
by coolDefBoi December 4, 2019
mugGet the eat shitmug.

Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.
Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey
by Errxr August 16, 2018
mugGet the Eating the Turkeymug.

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.
Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"
by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021
mugGet the Eating the pigeonmug.

Eat Beat Sleep

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.
by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024
mugGet the Eat Beat Sleepmug.

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
mugGet the Eating the monkeymug.

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