Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.

That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!

by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024

Boner Doner

By giving blood you have a 50:50 chance of boy or girl recipient. Once your blood is in a male and his hard wrect veiny boner is at full throttle you are in fact a BONER DONER!!

I have given blood approximately 150 times, therefore about 75 dudes have my blood in their boners. I know you think Pditty has that nickname tied down, just like the kids at his parties but I am in fact the real Boner Doner. Fuck you Sandusky. Submitted by Scot Burner - 2 x Guinness World Record Holder.

by MSP282 January 20, 2026

doodle donkey

doodle donkey is a noun that can describe one person (singular) or a group of people (plural). To use this word to describe a group of people, it must meet the requirements of having males companions within the group as well.

“Is Erika’s doodle donkey coming?”
“Let’s hang out at Karen’s with doodle donkeys”
“Sedney’s doodle donkey will be late.”

by sedneyed January 21, 2026

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

Swamp Donkey

Billie Eilish.

Billie Eilish is a swamp donkey.

by GanjaBreadman February 6, 2026

Jizz donkey

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

human 1 : Jizz donkey human 2: God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

by Kiffytheapple February 13, 2026

Heber Donkey

A legendary, chaos-driven creature known to roam the wilds of Heber Valley—veraciois in appetite, energy, and mischief w the occasional offspring of many mammals. Equal parts menace and myth, it charges through fields and mountains alike, leaving behind laughter, confusion, and the occasional questionable decision.

Often referring to a tight-knit brotherhood of lovable degenerates—fueled by deep belly laughs, strong drinks, and zero regard for consequences.

Martha, our virgin calf just Heber Donkey’d.

Alright Brady, I grab balls.. but in a playful way

Jesus Roy, you Heber Donkey’d the shit out of that tequila bottle!!

by Jordan from March 21, 2026