Dead Flower

The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024

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Dead thighs

When your thighs get tired, sore, or cramp up during sex.

Hold on for a sec I got dead thighs. Let me go get some Gatorade right quick.

by MLowrey November 1, 2018

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Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

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woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

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Dead

A term that originated from season 5 of the television show "Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir" after the ship Ladynoir became platonic

Oh my gosh have you seen season 5? Ladynoir is so dead.

by ExiledRaccoon March 27, 2023

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A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.

I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.

by averagemint May 7, 2022

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