crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 19, 2011

Farm-crack

Farm-crack, like bath-tub-crank, but 2025 edition.

And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.

by Bings Biblical Books for Boops February 03, 2025

Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.

I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.

by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022

ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Crack Comfort

Comfort characters that are either from fandoms that you’re not in, or from media with small or nonexistent fanbases.

I’ve never played animal crossing, but for some reason Tom Nook is a crack comfort for me. He just makes me happy when I see him

by NotroLPS March 07, 2022

crack stain

Someone who donates plasma for money.

Man I feel like a crack stain every time I come in this plasma ceanter!

by crack stain July 03, 2014