Chicken Parmesian

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.

Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.

by PoopFaceMcGee May 12, 2010

chicken bits

another word for breasts, in this case tits. not to be used to seduce the female of the species but to be used as a comedy term

'i am chonged off my chicken bits man'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Weird Chicken

Chicken that contains one or more of the following characteristics:

1. Black Spots

2. Strange red dots

3. Dark complexion
(White Meat only Bitches!!)

Note that weird chicken can vary and different characteristics and types of weird chicken may exist.

"Eww I don't want their chicken its Weird Chicken!!!"

by Super Stitches February 19, 2009

Chicken Vussy

When a female who owns a vagina and sticks a chicken wing it is considered as a Chicken Vussy.

Stacey: Man my crotch hurts.
Scarlet: Did you do a Chicken Vussy last night?

by chickenleginmythrussy July 26, 2017

chicken slut

A person who proceeds to order a whole chicken in Nandos.

That Amir has gone and ordered himself a whole chicken. - what a chicken slut.

by PlutoSB July 24, 2016

chicken fart

Chicken fart is when you hold in a sneeze, but can't help but releasing squeaks of air out of the nose.

Those chicken farts are not healthy for the brain, It is best to not hold in sneezes,

by aahchewtwentytwo June 1, 2016

Chicken Salad

Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.

The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).

This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.

I can’t believe you served Chicken Salad! Do you hate America?!

by Trog July 5, 2020